This week we "honor" one, Jerrard Butler, rni#102570. Jerrard has visited 201 Poplar, as a guest, at least 108 times - 5 times this year.



News Flash - Nashville is getting into the game

Let's send them to San Francisco

For years, I've heard that San Francisco, CA is a great place to be if you are "homeless", a wino, an illegal alien, etc. Since we have so many thugs roaming the streets of Memphis, maybe we should cut our losses and purchase these guys and gals a bus ticket to SF, with the proviso they never return.

Here's what Greyhound Bus lines says it will cost, per person:

Fare Type Qty Passenger Each Total
Refundable Fare
Availability of this fare is limited, only 4 left at this time. 1
Adult
$220.00
$220.00
Non-refundable
Availability of this fare is limited, only 4 left at this time. 1
Adult
$197.00
$197.00


I'm betting we could get a volume discount, and I'll even buy the flowers for their hair!

I knew a man Bojangles, and he danced for you. . .

For those who aren't familiar with the story of Mr Bogangles






Who knew. I thought Mr. Bojangles was an old black guy, who drank a bit, according to the lyrics of Jerry Jeff Walker. Well, it seems we've got the guy from the parallel universe - a white Mr Bogangles. He has also been called John Doe, "Skippy", and a litany of misspellings of his real name - Jimmy Naramore.

Jimmy, rni# 4984, has been booked into the county jail 108 times. His charges are mainly misdemeanors, like public drunk, public intoxication (isn't that the same), disorderly conduct, criminal tresspass, pedestrian soliciting a ride or business, carrying a knife, obstructing a highway, failure to appear, dui, reckless endangerment, vandalism under 500, and even criminal littering! Well he also has a couple of felonies too - grand larceny, agg burglary and agg assault. It appears this time, he was arrested on a warrant for failure to do right.

Thug of the Week - FrankTerryKibryJoeDonFinbyMooreKirby

This week we "honor" another Thug who has transcended the magic number of 100 jail bookings. His first name is Frank,Terry, Kibry, Joe, Don, Finby, Moore or Kirby. His last name is Moore, Kirby, Doe, John, etc. I guess the salient point is this - his rni number is 20149. On his last escapade, FrankTerryKibryJoeDonFinbyMooreKirby went into a store, created a stir, was asked to leave, refused, had to be escorted out, and on the way, kicked the glass out of the front door of the store. Nice guy, huh. FrankTerryKibryJoeDonFinbyMooreKirby has been booked 108 times for similar stuff. Most of FrankTerryKibryJoeDonFinbyMooreKirby's charges have been for public drunk, criminal trespass and such, but he's also done aggravated criminal trespass, aggravated assault, dui, etc. FrankTerryKibryJoeDonFinbyMooreKirby looks like another candidate for the maximum sentence a judge could give. Anyone care to adopt his case? All you have to do is track his progress via the Clerk's website - http://jssi.co.shelby.tn.us/ . Select the option to search for arrests by RNI, then let us know when a disposition is rendered. Some might even want to go down to court and watch the court proceedings.

MPD Real Time Crime Center - in the news

There is a nice article on the RTCC in Memphis Downtowner Magazine's August edition. The RTCC story starts on page 12. Click the picture to navigate to their website and read the magazine.

This upcoming week, we will be releasing a story and video to the news media about the officers at the RTCC catching some guys burglarizing cars downtown. As usual, at least one of the crooks is a repeat, repeat, repeat offenders. One of them has been booked 24 times, and I've not gotten the info on the other yet. Something tells me he will have over 10 arrests....